Small Town Humor

I love my hometown! It's a great place, and I would never speak ill of it...except, of course, in jest! These are some very funny, very silly "small town" jokes. You can, of course, substitute a different town or state into the joke. I hope you enjoy them!

And, now that I'm thinking about it...I am a University of Maine graduate myself, so if you are too, don't get too uptight over my UMaine joke! 

Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Oxford?
A: If it had been invented anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush!

Newsflash: In a terrible conflagration, the Oxford library burned to the ground yesterday afternoon. Tragically, they lost both books.

And they hadn't even been colored yet.

Newsflash: In a terrible conflagration, the Maine Governor's Mansion burned to the ground yesterday afternoon.

So did the rest of the trailer park.

Q: What's the best thing to come out of the state of Maine?
A: I-95 and Route 1.

In Oxford, people are required to go to the movies in groups of eighteen or more, because 17 and under are not admitted.

Q: What is the most common phrase used by University of Maine graduates?
A: Would you like fries with that?

Newsflash: The Oxford planning board rejected plans to add a new Taco Bell in the region, pointing out that we've already got a phone company in the area.

Q: Why don't Japanese cars sell well in Oxford?
A: People are afraid they won't understand what they say on the radio.