Writing Resources from Fifteen Minutes of Fiction

Fast Food Logic

Last evening as I was watching some late night television, one of those fast food places had a commercial in which they raised an interesting question. "If hamburgers were meant to be frozen, wouldn't cows be from Antarctica?"

Unable to refute this astonishing logic, I instead chose to extend the logic and conclude, "If hamburgers were meant to be cooked, wouldn't cows be from the Sahara?"

Anyway, not really sure why, but I think I need to make a quick trip to the hospital.

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